My apologies for tanking the price last night

GM L A D S.

I apologize for tanking the BTC price so much last night. I was feeling some intense FOMO when I saw the shitcoins pumping and my friends showing me their 4x gains in 24 hours.

So I rotated all of my BTC and ETH around midnight EST into SHIB, DOGE, GST, etc to catch that pump. Not even 60 seconds later, I saw a massive red dildo fvcking my portfolio in the a$$ without lube and left a gaping hole thousands of inches apart. The crypto lords were literally laughing in my face, calling me the biggest regard to ever embrace the crypto degen casino.

I promise to not gamble with shitcoins ever again (I'm lying, I'm buying more right now) and I promise to do better in the future (I won't, YOLO or Wendy's Dumpster).

Sincerely,

Fellow Regarded Redditor.