Bitcoin is Officially Dead - Please Sell :/

I have some very unfortunate news for all of you

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As you can see from the technical analysis and illustration above of Bitcoin's history, it's clearly going to 0. Considering the analysis above, you should sell all of your Bitcoin immediately before it hits 0. **DO NOT ZOOM OUT**, only look at 7D/1M charts when making your decisions, otherwise you will say silly things like "this literally happens every time, calm down" or "this just makes for a better entry, look at the long term trend".

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IGNORE ALL THAT - Just focus on what makes you feel scared and worried about your decisions. See all that red below? RED BAD. Its gone down THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN ONE WEEK. By my math, it will be zero in just a few more weeks.

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Now that I have educated you - Please sell your bitcoin. Act on that fear and worry, and I will even do you a favor. To allow all of you to exit at the best possible price, my friends and I will be market buying Bitcoin for the rest of the day to help you all exit your positions. You are all whalecome. And remember, do NOT zoom out, do NOT review historical data past 1 month, and FEEL AND SPREAD PANIC.